Category: Adults
Perry & Terry Pet Hates “Idle Stool anaylsts that just go through the motions’
“Forever poised between cliché and indiscretion”~ (Harold MacMillan born 1894) Grave diggers who don’t take their work seriously enough. People who admit to having faults, but argue being wrong isn’t one of them? People who live in palatial homes but insist on baking their own bread? Gynaecologists who won’t look…
Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates With Pork Scratchings..”The Awakening”
Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates “Personal Ads” (explicit lyrics)
“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep- What do you want… an adorable pancreas?” (Jean Kerr born 1923 “The Snake has all the lines”1958) Pet hate Lonely Hearts self-descriptions unplugged. DESCRIPTION TRUTH Cuddly. The size of a small Canadian province. Likes to ramble. Talks too much.…
Perry & Terry Pet Hates “The Early Years” (cert 15PG)
“Apart from the Known and the Unknown…What else is there?” (From “The Homecoming” by Harold Pinter 1965) Life’s ‘Real’ and ‘Surreal’ scenarios and not being unable to tell any difference when they confront you. Those smug people who say your tragic circumstance is none other than ‘to be expected’, but…
North American Native Ritual Saves UK From Drought Dilemma (more spoofnews from Perry Estelle)
Bricklayers Being Killed Off By Radiowaves (spoofnews by Perry Estelle)
Bricklayers found dead in skip. A bricklaying gang fell from a three story scaffold to their death today. Steve ‘Bosher’ Wilkins, his fellow bricklayer Morris Plunkett and labourer Johnny Fretwell, were all found dead on Monday morning, headfirst inside a skip, on a run-down Leeds council estate. Take your pick.…
The Archbishop & Choirboy Shocker (more goofy spoof news for you to choose from Perry Estelle)
Pagan Man Becomes a Born Again Christian After Dying (adult spoof news by Perry Estelle)
“Pagan becomes Born Again Christian! Villagers say, “Druid should be a Shaman of Himself.” Jerry Hatrick, a 93 old retired heathen, temporarily, clinically ‘died ‘ with full pagan ritual at Stonehenge yesterday, after an ancient Celt ceremony celebrating ‘new life’ went horribly wrong. Then, after this esoteric event, sprang to…