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Hiring The Best Copywriting Services For Your Website

If you are looking for a way to increase your business it really comes down to knowing the market and the modern techniques more than anything else. You can have the best business idea in the world but if you don’t have a marketing plan in place that business isn’t going to go anywhere. Instead, you’ll have a website full of content without making any sales or generating any leads. Copywriting is what takes your business from being nothing and transforms it into something valuable.

Give Me 5p A Word and I’ll write you a past present and future…minimum 500 words for your article, promo, loveletter, resignation, speech or suicide note (payment in advance for this last one please)

Perry Charles Estelle Your Writing Wish is My Command Personal Summary I am co-creator of www.tintota.com 10 years of Global publishing and featuring your art and correspondence to hundreds of talent scouts. All artistes/writers welcome. editor@tintota.com I write to order. Give me a plot and characters and I charge £185…

Perry & Terry ask you “The Next Question…”

Next question….? At what point it is that your washboard stomach becomes a twin tub? Why it is some people when they walk make noises like a pub sign in high winds? Why some public swimming baths insist on having a tidemark of body fat around the inside pool edge…

Perry asks you 101 questions like: “How much can you get away with and still get to heaven?”

Do we still race against time when it seems to stand still? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do vampires get AIDS? Do vegetarians…

“So You Want to Write a Book?”Free e-book from Perry

TABLE OF CONTENTS Introduction………………………………………………………………………………………………… – 9 – Sell your book the easy way — sell a proposal……………………………………………… – 9 – You and your publisher: a partnership……………………………………………………….. – 10 – Why write a proposal first?……………………………………………………………………… – 10 – How do you write a book proposal?…………………………………………………………. – 11 – How to use…

Dr Farquar & ‘Corporates’ by Perry Estelle

Dr Farquar Corporates AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. All you see is burgermeat and self satisfaction. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant, and then an analyst to understand why the cow has dropped dead. You…

Perry & Terry Pet Hates “Idle Stool anaylsts that just go through the motions’

“Forever poised between cliché and indiscretion”~ (Harold MacMillan born 1894) Grave diggers who don’t take their work seriously enough. People who admit to having faults, but argue being wrong isn’t one of them? People who live in palatial homes but insist on baking their own bread? Gynaecologists who won’t look…

Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates With Pork Scratchings..”The Awakening”

“There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it.”~ (George Bernard Shaw1856-1950 “Man and Superman” ) The fact that ‘dyslexia’ is so hard to spell. Highland games. How can you win anything in a frock? Those awful cameramen who…

Perry & Terry Pet Hates “The Early Years” (cert 15PG)

“Apart from the Known and the Unknown…What else is there?” (From “The Homecoming” by Harold Pinter 1965) Life’s ‘Real’ and ‘Surreal’ scenarios and not being unable to tell any difference when they confront you. Those smug people who say your tragic circumstance is none other than ‘to be expected’, but…

North American Native Ritual Saves UK From Drought Dilemma (more spoofnews from Perry Estelle)

North American Natives Swap Rain Dance for Hosepipe Ban by Perry Estelle The tedious hosepipe ban in the UK has spread as far as The Dustbowl of Arizona where over forty indigenous tribes met for a hosepipe shredding ceremony at the weekend. The Blackfoot, Iroquois and Apache met with the…

Bricklayers Being Killed Off By Radiowaves (spoofnews by Perry Estelle)

Bricklayers found dead in skip. A bricklaying gang fell from a three story scaffold to their death today. Steve ‘Bosher’ Wilkins, his fellow bricklayer Morris Plunkett and labourer Johnny Fretwell, were all found dead on Monday morning, headfirst inside a skip, on a run-down Leeds council estate. Take your pick.…

Pagan Man Becomes a Born Again Christian After Dying (adult spoof news by Perry Estelle)

“Pagan becomes Born Again Christian! Villagers say, “Druid should be a Shaman of Himself.” Jerry Hatrick, a 93 old retired heathen, temporarily, clinically ‘died ‘ with full pagan ritual at Stonehenge yesterday, after an ancient Celt ceremony celebrating ‘new life’ went horribly wrong. Then, after this esoteric event, sprang to…