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Time, It’s Too Precious To Waste

To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed an exam. To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realise the value of…

Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates “Personal Ads” (explicit lyrics)

“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep- What do you want… an adorable pancreas?” (Jean Kerr born 1923 “The Snake has all the lines”1958) Pet hate Lonely Hearts self-descriptions unplugged. DESCRIPTION TRUTH Cuddly. The size of a small Canadian province. Likes to ramble. Talks too much.…

Bricklayers Being Killed Off By Radiowaves (spoofnews by Perry Estelle)

Bricklayers found dead in skip. A bricklaying gang fell from a three story scaffold to their death today. Steve ‘Bosher’ Wilkins, his fellow bricklayer Morris Plunkett and labourer Johnny Fretwell, were all found dead on Monday morning, headfirst inside a skip, on a run-down Leeds council estate. Take your pick.…

How To Haggle In Supermarkets And Save Lots Of Cash Each Visit!

Shops often claim that ‘they won’t be beaten on price’ If you know the local market very well, you might be able to use quotes from other shops and online retailers as a powerful tool to get a better discount. The shop will try to protect its reputation as ‘being…

The Tintotan Newsletter July 2012

The TINTOTAN July 2012 This is a personal message to our friends online (sorry, its long but its important..) Because we hold very firmly to the value of true Friendship and we welcome communication from all Tintotans and are delighted that new members and our guests feel comfortable enough to…

Coffee Table Books: What You Need To Know About Publishing And Printing

Publishing has entered a new phase, and coffee table book printing is no exception. While these used to be the idealized dreams of official authors or photographers, these projects today can be self-published testaments to life’s achievements, personal stories or a valuable family gift at a celebration. You can organize…

The Ways to Get A Book Released

If you’re thinking about creating a book or have actually already composed one, you could be torn between different choices for publishing your work. There are a number of people that suggest that the best way to make your book accessible to the masses is to endure a standard publisher.…

Modern Technology Lets Hardcover Book Printing Be An Option For Future Writers

With the options and technology today the barrier to hardcover book printing is minimal for the beginning author. As opposed to fifty years ago there are several options besides major publishing houses to printing a manuscript. So with a bit of time or money a draft can be turned into…

We Are What We Think

The Law of Attraction The Law of Attraction is a Marriage of You and It. Over the coming weeks and months your wishes will come good. How quick that happens is relative to your self-determination and positivity. Yes, there will be a time delay to realising your aspirations proportionate to…

Dr Farquar’s Totally Believable Book Titles

“Psychiatric problems” by Oona Tick “Coping with Loneliness” by Enya Todd. “Tiny Penises” Volume One by Justin Barely “Tiny Penises” Volume Two by Luka Maggot “The Property Market” by Lisa Smallholding “Time Management” by Ena Rush “Saving Energy” by Peter Out “Hod Carrying” by Eva Brick “Finding happiness” by Joyce…

Perrys Pet Hates. The Series.

Hi Fugitives I am planning a whole series of “Perry & Terry Pet Hates with Pork Scratchings” These are just a fraction of my pet hates still in the oven. Another 3000 odd, are already on the backburner, while many more, left to one side, to…

Uncut Dr Farquar and the Good Old Days (adult content. Do not read if aged 40 or under)

What is this so-called New ‘Green’ thinking lark? When I was young we had to walk to the shops not get it online. We already took a shopping bag and the only packaging was brown paper bag and if you were lucky a stringed carrier. (Arthur Crown) Dr F: I…