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the poem that spanked my backside and made me sit up by perry estelle

. THE POEM THAT SPANKED MY BACKSIDE AND MADE ME SIT UP! “When trouble looms around you and danger lies ahead; then your faith is almost shattered, and your hopes nearly dead, there is always something left in you-and its not of mere pretence, view your difficulties-and use your common…

what is a conspiracy theory..and who cares? by perry estelle (citizen author)

The “Key” to everything in the universe is “Consciousness” or “Awareness”. When “One” realizes the importance of Consciousness, the realization follows that “FREEDOM” to be “Conscious” is a “Natural RIGHT” of every human being. It is this “Natural RIGHT” that is slowly being taken away from us. “Mind Control” &…

There’s Burning Bushes Everywhere

I Gotta tell you a 100% true story about a wild and crazy serial entrepreneur, a guy whose life is a lesson in estudiante-ness. That guy was Kevin Thompson. A “hungry” guy if there ever was one. Kevin started showing up on conference calls. A year or two later I…

‘the media feeding sexual stereotypes…’ by perry estelle

Dieting is the product of a worldwide conspiracy. The Illuminati, Bilderberger’s, Media and world governments are in cahoots to ‘farm’ people to fit into clothes, when they can barely fit into their own circumstances. We are bombarded by images of ‘stick insects’ in Versace clothes wafting up catwalks like a…

Dr Farquar comments on Climate Change

Dr F Climate Change Climate change my arse! This summer is what a proper winter should be? Do you remember 1963? We actually loved going to school and playing snowballs on the way. No schools shut down in those days. Children have become molly coddled little shits. I was married…

Government Plans To Give Child Benefit To Actual Kids by Perry Estelle (spoof news)

Government Plan to Give Child Benefit to Actual Children. By Perry Estelle Amidst a raging debate on the benefits of not having child benefits when you are too rich to give a toss either way, leaves a devastating effect on many families on high and low income. In the wake…

EDL Thug Punchs Pub Owner For Serving A Baguette by Perry Estelle (spoof)

EDL thug punches pub owner for serving a baguette Mr Bern Bibby, a leading member of the EDL pleaded ‘not guilty’ in a Romford courthouse yesterday, proclaiming his innocence to a charge of ‘violent assault’ on a local pub owner, Mr Lawrence Screed of “The Pickled Skittle”. In his statement…

Perry asks you 101 questions like: “How much can you get away with and still get to heaven?”

Do we still race against time when it seems to stand still? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do vampires get AIDS? Do vegetarians…

Time, It’s Too Precious To Waste

To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed an exam. To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realise the value of…

Dr Farquar & Allergies ‘I’m allergic to nightclubs..I come out in broken legs’

I’m allergic to night clubs. I come out in black eyes and broken legs. Ivor Shiner Dr F. This is soon remedied. Stand on a chair to hit doormen and then you are free to chat up the DJ’s girlfriend. I have an allergy to buying a round. I sweat…

Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates..”Friends you can’t afford to lose because they owe you too much money”

“Money couldn’t buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.” Spike Milligan. Born 1918. Friends you can’t afford to lose because they owe you too much money. Friends that always make room for you…in your fridge…in your pantry…in your garage. Friends who never forget your birthday, and…