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Cookies by Douglas Adams (author: “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”)

Cookies by Douglas Adams (author: “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”) This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time…

Government Plans To Give Child Benefit To Actual Kids by Perry Estelle (spoof news)

Government Plan to Give Child Benefit to Actual Children. By Perry Estelle Amidst a raging debate on the benefits of not having child benefits when you are too rich to give a toss either way, leaves a devastating effect on many families on high and low income. In the wake…

Give Me 5p A Word and I’ll write you a past present and future…minimum 500 words for your article, promo, loveletter, resignation, speech or suicide note (payment in advance for this last one please)

Perry Charles Estelle Your Writing Wish is My Command Personal Summary I am co-creator of www.tintota.com 10 years of Global publishing and featuring your art and correspondence to hundreds of talent scouts. All artistes/writers welcome. editor@tintota.com I write to order. Give me a plot and characters and I charge £185…

Perry & Terry ask you “The Next Question…”

Next question….? At what point it is that your washboard stomach becomes a twin tub? Why it is some people when they walk make noises like a pub sign in high winds? Why some public swimming baths insist on having a tidemark of body fat around the inside pool edge…

Perry & Terry Pet Hates “Idle Stool anaylsts that just go through the motions’

“Forever poised between cliché and indiscretion”~ (Harold MacMillan born 1894) Grave diggers who don’t take their work seriously enough. People who admit to having faults, but argue being wrong isn’t one of them? People who live in palatial homes but insist on baking their own bread? Gynaecologists who won’t look…

Pagan Man Becomes a Born Again Christian After Dying (adult spoof news by Perry Estelle)

“Pagan becomes Born Again Christian! Villagers say, “Druid should be a Shaman of Himself.” Jerry Hatrick, a 93 old retired heathen, temporarily, clinically ‘died ‘ with full pagan ritual at Stonehenge yesterday, after an ancient Celt ceremony celebrating ‘new life’ went horribly wrong. Then, after this esoteric event, sprang to…

Coffee Table Books: What You Need To Know About Publishing And Printing

Publishing has entered a new phase, and coffee table book printing is no exception. While these used to be the idealized dreams of official authors or photographers, these projects today can be self-published testaments to life’s achievements, personal stories or a valuable family gift at a celebration. You can organize…

The Ways to Get A Book Released

If you’re thinking about creating a book or have actually already composed one, you could be torn between different choices for publishing your work. There are a number of people that suggest that the best way to make your book accessible to the masses is to endure a standard publisher.…

Modern Technology Lets Hardcover Book Printing Be An Option For Future Writers

With the options and technology today the barrier to hardcover book printing is minimal for the beginning author. As opposed to fifty years ago there are several options besides major publishing houses to printing a manuscript. So with a bit of time or money a draft can be turned into…

An Overview Of ‘Jarred Into Being’ by Pat Lawrence

Jarred Into Being is a book published by Outskirts Press and written by Pat Lawrence. The authors are a team of two writers. The couple, Pat and Lawrence, have penned before under this name in a mystery series and a staged play. They offer a unique experience to the reader.…

Dr Farquar’s Totally Believable Book Titles

“Psychiatric problems” by Oona Tick “Coping with Loneliness” by Enya Todd. “Tiny Penises” Volume One by Justin Barely “Tiny Penises” Volume Two by Luka Maggot “The Property Market” by Lisa Smallholding “Time Management” by Ena Rush “Saving Energy” by Peter Out “Hod Carrying” by Eva Brick “Finding happiness” by Joyce…

So You Want To Write A Short Story

Do you have what it takes to be a good writer? Do you have writer’s block? Are you not sure where to start? Simply start writing and you are one step closer to finishing. Here is the most welcome treat ‘or cheat’ to kick-start your writing career! Toss out…