“Forever poised between cliché and indiscretion”~ (Harold MacMillan born 1894) Grave diggers who don’t take their work seriously enough. People who admit to having faults, but argue being wrong isn’t one of them? People who live in palatial homes but insist on baking their own bread? Gynaecologists who won’t look…
“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep- What do you want… an adorable pancreas?” (Jean Kerr born 1923 “The Snake has all the lines”1958) Pet hate Lonely Hearts self-descriptions unplugged. DESCRIPTION TRUTH Cuddly. The size of a small Canadian province. Likes to ramble. Talks too much.…
“Apart from the Known and the Unknown…What else is there?” (From “The Homecoming” by Harold Pinter 1965) Life’s ‘Real’ and ‘Surreal’ scenarios and not being unable to tell any difference when they confront you. Those smug people who say your tragic circumstance is none other than ‘to be expected’, but…
Bricklayers found dead in skip. A bricklaying gang fell from a three story scaffold to their death today. Steve ‘Bosher’ Wilkins, his fellow bricklayer Morris Plunkett and labourer Johnny Fretwell, were all found dead on Monday morning, headfirst inside a skip, on a run-down Leeds council estate. Take your pick.…
“Pagan becomes Born Again Christian! Villagers say, “Druid should be a Shaman of Himself.” Jerry Hatrick, a 93 old retired heathen, temporarily, clinically ‘died ‘ with full pagan ritual at Stonehenge yesterday, after an ancient Celt ceremony celebrating ‘new life’ went horribly wrong. Then, after this esoteric event, sprang to…
Publishing has entered a new phase, and coffee table book printing is no exception. While these used to be the idealized dreams of official authors or photographers, these projects today can be self-published testaments to life’s achievements, personal stories or a valuable family gift at a celebration. You can organize…
“Psychiatric problems” by Oona Tick “Coping with Loneliness” by Enya Todd. “Tiny Penises” Volume One by Justin Barely “Tiny Penises” Volume Two by Luka Maggot “The Property Market” by Lisa Smallholding “Time Management” by Ena Rush “Saving Energy” by Peter Out “Hod Carrying” by Eva Brick “Finding happiness” by Joyce…