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Dr Farquar comments on Climate Change

Dr F Climate Change Climate change my arse! This summer is what a proper winter should be? Do you remember 1963? We actually loved going to school and playing snowballs on the way. No schools shut down in those days. Children have become molly coddled little shits. I was married…

Ecstasy

“I’d stay away from ecstasy. This is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance.” Lenny Henry

Parents Jokes & Quotes: Kids talk Science

THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS’ SCIENCE EXAMS oO———————————————————-Oo * “Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.” * “Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.” * “When you…

Perry asks you 101 questions like: “How much can you get away with and still get to heaven?”

Do we still race against time when it seems to stand still? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do vampires get AIDS? Do vegetarians…

Knowing Where To Live

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; if you would know, and not be known, live in a city.” Charles Caleb Colton

Perry & Terry Pet Hates “Idle Stool anaylsts that just go through the motions’

“Forever poised between cliché and indiscretion”~ (Harold MacMillan born 1894) Grave diggers who don’t take their work seriously enough. People who admit to having faults, but argue being wrong isn’t one of them? People who live in palatial homes but insist on baking their own bread? Gynaecologists who won’t look…

Medievel Madmen

“Years ago people used to go down to the madhouse to have a laugh. Now we put them on TV!” Ben Elton

Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates “Personal Ads” (explicit lyrics)

“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep- What do you want… an adorable pancreas?” (Jean Kerr born 1923 “The Snake has all the lines”1958) Pet hate Lonely Hearts self-descriptions unplugged. DESCRIPTION TRUTH Cuddly. The size of a small Canadian province. Likes to ramble. Talks too much.…

Imagine

“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.” John Lennon

How To Haggle In Supermarkets And Save Lots Of Cash Each Visit!

Shops often claim that ‘they won’t be beaten on price’ If you know the local market very well, you might be able to use quotes from other shops and online retailers as a powerful tool to get a better discount. The shop will try to protect its reputation as ‘being…

The Tintotan Newsletter July 2012

The TINTOTAN July 2012 This is a personal message to our friends online (sorry, its long but its important..) Because we hold very firmly to the value of true Friendship and we welcome communication from all Tintotans and are delighted that new members and our guests feel comfortable enough to…

Of Dreams And Nightmares

“I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams.” Jonas Salk