Tintota – Page 60 – The Chief says Welcome

Perry asks you 101 questions like: “How much can you get away with and still get to heaven?”

Do we still race against time when it seems to stand still? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”? Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do vampires get AIDS? Do vegetarians…

101 Flyfishing Basics: Another Free E-book from Perry

101 Fly FishingTips for Beginners Introduction Fly fishing is a very popular fishing sport that can be both relaxing and challenging at the same time.The following tips and tricks are ideal of beginners. When you’re just starting out learning to fly fish you’ll want all the help and advice that…

“So You Want to Write a Book?”Free e-book from Perry

TABLE OF CONTENTS Introduction………………………………………………………………………………………………… – 9 – Sell your book the easy way — sell a proposal……………………………………………… – 9 – You and your publisher: a partnership……………………………………………………….. – 10 – Why write a proposal first?……………………………………………………………………… – 10 – How do you write a book proposal?…………………………………………………………. – 11 – How to use…

Time, It’s Too Precious To Waste

To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed an exam. To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realise the value of…

Dr Farquar & Allergies ‘I’m allergic to nightclubs..I come out in broken legs’

I’m allergic to night clubs. I come out in black eyes and broken legs. Ivor Shiner Dr F. This is soon remedied. Stand on a chair to hit doormen and then you are free to chat up the DJ’s girlfriend. I have an allergy to buying a round. I sweat…

Dr Farquar & ‘Corporates’ by Perry Estelle

Dr Farquar Corporates AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. All you see is burgermeat and self satisfaction. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant, and then an analyst to understand why the cow has dropped dead. You…

Knowing Where To Live

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; if you would know, and not be known, live in a city.” Charles Caleb Colton

Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates..”Friends you can’t afford to lose because they owe you too much money”

“Money couldn’t buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.” Spike Milligan. Born 1918. Friends you can’t afford to lose because they owe you too much money. Friends that always make room for you…in your fridge…in your pantry…in your garage. Friends who never forget your birthday, and…

Perry & Terry Pet Hates “Idle Stool anaylsts that just go through the motions’

“Forever poised between cliché and indiscretion”~ (Harold MacMillan born 1894) Grave diggers who don’t take their work seriously enough. People who admit to having faults, but argue being wrong isn’t one of them? People who live in palatial homes but insist on baking their own bread? Gynaecologists who won’t look…

Medievel Madmen

“Years ago people used to go down to the madhouse to have a laugh. Now we put them on TV!” Ben Elton

Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates With Pork Scratchings..”The Awakening”

“There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it.”~ (George Bernard Shaw1856-1950 “Man and Superman” ) The fact that ‘dyslexia’ is so hard to spell. Highland games. How can you win anything in a frock? Those awful cameramen who…

Perry & Terry’s Pet Hates “Personal Ads” (explicit lyrics)

“I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep- What do you want… an adorable pancreas?” (Jean Kerr born 1923 “The Snake has all the lines”1958) Pet hate Lonely Hearts self-descriptions unplugged. DESCRIPTION TRUTH Cuddly. The size of a small Canadian province. Likes to ramble. Talks too much.…