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How To Land The Perfect Job In The Fast Moving Consumer Goods Industry

The fast moving consumer goods industry includes all sorts of products both food and non-food. Usually FMCG are purchased due to advertising and promoting by the manufacturer. These goods are usually found in supermarkets, hypermarkets, grocery stores and many more shops. Industry manufacturers are often exploring new ways in which to sell their goods. Every person in the western world uses fast moving consumer goods on a daily basis.

Perry & Terry Pet Hates “The Early Years” (cert 15PG)

“Apart from the Known and the Unknown…What else is there?” (From “The Homecoming” by Harold Pinter 1965) Life’s ‘Real’ and ‘Surreal’ scenarios and not being unable to tell any difference when they confront you. Those smug people who say your tragic circumstance is none other than ‘to be expected’, but…

North American Native Ritual Saves UK From Drought Dilemma (more spoofnews from Perry Estelle)

North American Natives Swap Rain Dance for Hosepipe Ban by Perry Estelle The tedious hosepipe ban in the UK has spread as far as The Dustbowl of Arizona where over forty indigenous tribes met for a hosepipe shredding ceremony at the weekend. The Blackfoot, Iroquois and Apache met with the…

Bricklayers Being Killed Off By Radiowaves (spoofnews by Perry Estelle)

Bricklayers found dead in skip. A bricklaying gang fell from a three story scaffold to their death today. Steve ‘Bosher’ Wilkins, his fellow bricklayer Morris Plunkett and labourer Johnny Fretwell, were all found dead on Monday morning, headfirst inside a skip, on a run-down Leeds council estate. Take your pick.…

The Archbishop & Choirboy Shocker (more goofy spoof news for you to choose from Perry Estelle)

Government leaks reveals that Dr Rowan Williams AKA The Archbishop of Canterbury left his calling because of Secret choirboy testing shock. By Perry Estelle It was thought that Dr Rowan Williams left his post because clerics in his religious hierarchy took the piss out of him for looking too much…

Stop Waking The Neighborhood With Your Snoring

Snoring could appear like a harmless noise that we hear when we are sleeping, but noises can be anoying. Were you aware of the fact that snoring may be a clue to your health? That’s right, snoring may be a signal to you about what is going on with your health. The tips below can give you a better notion way of dealing with snoring.

Pagan Man Becomes a Born Again Christian After Dying (adult spoof news by Perry Estelle)

“Pagan becomes Born Again Christian! Villagers say, “Druid should be a Shaman of Himself.” Jerry Hatrick, a 93 old retired heathen, temporarily, clinically ‘died ‘ with full pagan ritual at Stonehenge yesterday, after an ancient Celt ceremony celebrating ‘new life’ went horribly wrong. Then, after this esoteric event, sprang to…

Local Baths Closed Because Of Infestation Of Centipedes Wearing SCUBA (Humour/Spoof)

Up to 78 large centipedes measuring several yards long have been found drowned in a Dymchurch swimming pool. Lifeguard, Seraphim Richards explained to The Haddock what met his eyes, as he went about his work at 7am this morning. “I came into work, and I thought, ‘funny, there’s a…

Imagine

“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.” John Lennon

The Green Energy Home Dream

With all the solutions in home energy technology, it is more simple than ever to move forward moving your house into a solar energy home. A solar energy home utilizes renewable resources to provide light, hot water, heat and peace of mind.

Managing Your Home Business And Your Family

Sometimes life can throw you some curve balls. You can find yourself suddenly unemployed after having a steady job for years, and now you are not sure what to do. Have you ever thought about starting a home business? If you have, then this article will provide some tips for beginning this process.

Three Steps To Choosing An Ebook Compiler

Take these 3 easy steps to choosing an ebook compiler